:: Bigjoe's World (Not Elmo's) ::

:: Thursday, April 06, 2006 ::

All viewers read my disclaimer first before continuing: I, Bigjoe, Mozzyman, am by no means taking responsibility for the feelings of repulsion that some viewers will feel after reading the words below. It is at your own risk to view these words and to suffer on your own. Thank you!





I have a shitty bitch in my apartment. Literally. Before I decided to blog about this I said I'd gather enough evidence to back up my hypothesis. Once and a while I'd go to the bathroom for a number 1 or 2 and see that there would be this small brown stain high up on the bowl like it was trying to escape from the clutches of water that tries to drag it down into the bottomless dark hole that sits in the toilet. I'd always wonder what it was and then I'd have to tell myself that it had to be a shite stain cause nothing else goes into the toilet but that, that is, in a solid form. So a couple weeks i see this occuring and I decided I had to find out who was putting stains high up on the bowl and not cleaning it. Little did I know was that the answer would find me and not the other way around, for when it happened I was in the kitchen and my roommate Nastee(yes that's his nick name..hhhhmmmmm?!) passed me and went to the bathroom and low and behold I heard this LOUD watery airy fart/shit that you only hear if someone has diahrea. I knew I had caught the culprit, for he dropped right into my lap. Splendiferous. Well not really cause it still wouldn't change anything anyway.lol. So I was really taken aback, but never the less I heard it a couple more times on separate occassions and the question dawned on me. "What the hell does this man eat, or, rather don't eat that he does be on diahrea alert so all the time?" I don't really see him eat cause when i'm home he's either out or sleeping, unless it's like 1/2/3 something in the morning where I'm up doing work and he's now coming home and may have mexican food with him. But the mexican food alone can't be the thing that has him like that. But the most important question to date is, " Why THE FUCK he don't clean off he lil shite stains when he done instead of other ppl having to clean the toilet all the frigging time?" That felt much better. I only remember to publish these findings after being in the kitchen this morning eating breakfast and seeing him float past me from his bedroom. Shortly afterwards I heard the same explosion like times before and knew by the time I was ready to go take a shower what I'd find. Shitty bitch yuh! Try and eat some proper food when the day come man. Ass mussy does get tired blowing like that all the fucking time. Shit man!

:: Bigjoe @ 7:32 PM :: | ::
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