:: Bigjoe's World (Not Elmo's) ::

:: Friday, April 29, 2005 ::

No no. I couldn't leave this 1 for another day. I most likely would forget and i promise that i gotta tell these weird stories that i come across.

Picture the scene. Nice, sunny day and yours truly is in the laundermat just minding his own business with his headphones on and waiting for the personals and shirts to finish drying. I turn around and see this woman walking in with bags in 1 hand and the other hand holding a lil boy bout 2/3. So i didn't think anything of it since the owner of the laundermat shout her too. Remember i have on my headphones so i don't know what going on, plus i can't follow that frigging, fast speaking spanish anyways.:S So i look back at my dryer and then i turn around again to see that the woman got the lil boy pants down and trying to take off the pamper. So i say this getting interesting cause i want to know if she want to wash the pamper on the spot and reuse it.LOL.Don't tell me raise my hand cause i know i talking shite already.lol. Anyways low and behold the pamper like it was uuummm...a bit "messy", so my girl fold it up and went to put it in the waste bin in the laundermat. Cawlen the owner start to talk even faster yuh clown and point outside to the public waste bins. I din have to understand wuh she was saying to know that she ask she if she was uh cunt! Woman din even put the pamper in a plastic bag or anything and then try to throw it in the waste, but was going to dump it right in. Now tell me that alot of these dominicans and mexicans i live around aren't cunts. I was more shocked than anything else. Don't even think i laugh then. It is only afterwards when i was folding my clothes that i start to laugh and wonder what sorta shite i does be seeing tho....Thing is none of the men around that we could kix at these things..i laughing all by myself like i mad..

/me shakes head

:: Bigjoe @ 12:30 PM :: | ::
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yesterday your favourite madman was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art looking at Roman pieces so as to finalise a project that i'm doing. So now i was about leave but decided to take a look at a greek sculpture that caught my eye. While looking i saw this massive shifting in the left corner of my eye. This thing was huge but i tried not to take notice. Who am i kidding, i had to look. When i turn round now i see these two women coming at me. One was the average sized white New Yorker, tall and slimmish, but the other now was shorter than me and 5 times or more my width. Now that aint nothing easy. But the real action happen when the woman i realised the big girl was looking at me. So i just looked back at the sculpture not thinking anything. You know i looked in the other direction and as i was doing that she passed behind me and looked back at me and winked. Good gracious me i near melt through the frigging floor. Suppose she was to rush me like the rushing defense in the NFL and tek me down. I would die. I quickly looked off and rushed to the coat check after that. I sorry i didn't get a picture dread. Don't get me wrong, i thick women are good women too, but when you 5 times my girth and shorter than me, man yuh trying to tackle the wrong man.

So continuing on that note. I was up last night till like 3.30 or so watching a movie and low and behold i here the pot inthe kitchen keeping noise. Earlier in the night i had made some spaghetti and cornbeef. So i did alot so that i could get left overs for the next day. I took out the food and put them inthe fridge and left the pot on the stove with a lil bt of remains. You know, the lil bit that may stick to the bottom and thing. I would have been good enough for a snack. So when i hear the pot rumbling i was surprised cause who the hell would be up at this time in the kitchen. So i listened intently and heard a door close and knew immediately who it was. It was the texan big mamma that was in the kitchen. You know when i get up in the morning and went in the kitchen and look at the pot it was as clean as a whistle. :S I immediately went to the garbage to see if she had just cleaned it out and put the remains in it. There was nothing of the sort to be seen. That greedy heffuh wake up after 3 in the morning and went and eat food at the bottom of a pot that was there from since 7 something in the night. Wuh cawblen i now see why she look so. Before she try and sleep when the night come, she like uh mouse in the kitchen trying to eat every frig. I was in total dismay. Still am believe it or not. She mussy din want to ask me for any when i was cooking it so she preferred to sneak uh eat when everybody was supposedly sleeping.LOL. 1 of these days she going to barely try to bite my toe or something..

Look, lemme finish this semester quick b4 i become an appetizer.

:: Bigjoe @ 10:05 AM :: | ::
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Today is quite a boring day. So boring i would rather sleep all day than to actually get out of the bed to hear spanish ppl talking extremely hard, seeing any of my roomates or just to do anything period. stupse. Just 1 of those days for real. Thing is i have an assignment here i looking at all now but it just isn't holding my attention long enough. shoot.

This morning i went to get a lil breakfast and thing so i took up my fork and washed it profusely, since left it in the rack over night i don't know what or who crawled over it. Yes i scornful as cunt..leff muh now. /me flashes eyelashes. lol. So now cawlen i do some ham and waffles and all the while my texan big mamma roommate was talking to me bout a movie. So low and behold when i went to take up my fork i realise the fork gone. Girl huff my clean fork under my nose while i was listening. All the while she and my other roomate got all the other forks in the sink nasty from whatever "food" they were eating. Well i screamed out my usual thing, "Mwan what de Rassholllllllleeeee". Was thinking of going and asking her for it but most likely she had already started on some chicken she had warmed up. sigh..

i got jacked right under my nose. Now that's a way to start a day.........

:: Bigjoe @ 10:32 AM :: | ::
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