:: Bigjoe's World (Not Elmo's) ::

:: Friday, September 17, 2004 ::

Well i gotta be quick 2day cause they chasing me out of the computer lab...damn immigrants.
2day was an eventful 1 from the beginning. lemme drop it in point form now:

.I wanted to wake up early so i could do some extra studying; but after going to bed at mintues to 2 doing work..JOKES...i wake up wid a nice set of dribble on the pillow after 11 man..(i aint cay..wunna does dribble sometimes too :P)

.As soon as i got up 1 of my roomies came asking me what i doing this weekend. I now get up, what de fuck i care bout doing this weekend..sthupse..i din even get the cold out of my eyes as yet and the wannabe black white boy shouting "Yo, hadley". Man wasting he time, so i just tell him i'll be at family and left ti there.

.Gone in the kitchen to eat breakfast and see a sink full of dishes from somebody in the apartment(point is nothnig din mine). So my ass reason i aint doing shit cause iaint no maid so i just eat some biscuits and peanut butter on some Bounty instead of using a plate, and i drink some mauby. Left my stuff in my bed until i knew some1 washed up cause i mean i din doing no cindarella work..biiiiiaatccches.(yes i know i'm evil.)

.Gone in the bathroom to hold a shower now. This is where it gets graphic..lol. Hold a piss(excuse the rawness,yes?), cawlen i went and flush the toilet and the god damn thing start to overflow..u know the bitch clog up on me..Jar it now. There ISN'T a PLUNGER in the house...MAN WHAT DE RASSHOLE. So me like an idiot now had to get the mop and mop for bout 20 minutes b4 the floot was clean again and then had to use the toilet bowl brush to jam it down the toilet to see if i could plunge whatever it was.
NOTE: All i there saying is that i hope no shite don't come up the toilet and make me faint now :(
Anyhow i flush again and the bitch start to overflow again.So i turned off the water b4 went over the toilet and used 1 of the cups(that holding somebody toothbrush and toothpaste) and dip out the water from the toilet into the sink..LOOKUH HOW THEY GOT ME DOING SHITE WORK. To make a long story short i went and bath and when i done i flush it again and it worked this time..so i aint know wuh happen but point is it worked.

.Had some chemistry to do for the entire week and i finally did it 2day. I didn't really understand what was going on from reading the books i have. Luckily Soph gave me 1 of her chem books and would u believe i understood the blasted thing in no time from just reading the book..American bks is bare cunt(excpet magazines), look how an English book come and save my skin. I owe soph big time..i got real love for u..hehe.

Anyways they in here running me so i gotta go..some fairly large spanish looking thing..so i would fill in the ppls on the details later



P.S. I poured hot water on the person's cup that i used in the toilet. Man despite i was vex i couldn't let somebody mouth break out in bumps ..AHAhaHAhHAaHAhaHAha.

:: Bigjoe @ 1:20 PM :: | ::
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Hi-di-ho there ppls. What happening on your side of the world..1 thing I'm sure of is that it's alot warmer than here..lol. 2day's quite cool..can't call it cold..but just enough to make your bird wanto snuggle up a lil closer to yuh. LOL
Anyways to more important things; I'm pretty much fustrated by talking. No1 seems to understand me. I have to slow down completely and speak like a frigging invalid for them to understand me. Thing is i don't use any slang on them like how they have so much in every sentence.sthupse..bitches just don't listen i say. My roomates are going to see the anti-social side of me just now cause whenever i speak to them they have this puzzled look as if "duuuddee...u totally lost me man." So I gotta constantly repeat myself or talk really loud.(and no i don't talk loud usually unless I'm excited by something,sthupse). Anyhow I just getting tired of it so I think I'll soon keep to myself and be even more quiet :O. Speaking of quiet, yesterday I was in a Environmental Science lab and i was sitting at the front of the class by myself(i guess the other students afraid of the teacher or something). So then she was giving out samples of rocks and so i was the only person by themself in the end. She looked at the class and said every year she has a loner and smiled at me and said that it's strange cause i don't look like a loner and further asked me if I'm anti-social. I said of course not and she replied she knows that cause she can see that I'm not 1..Then further more asked me why then I'm by myself. I nearly asked her if she was the fucking press cause that's the first thing that would have come out; but alas, all i could reply was that nobody else wanted to sit in the front like i did so it's not my fault. The moral of this story is that the tutor asks too much damn questions and talks really god damn hard, loud even :S. Anyways I gotta go do some reading so hopefully I'll be on later. Hoping and praying I get this computer and internet thing at home sorted out.

:: Bigjoe @ 8:51 AM :: | ::
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