:: Bigjoe's World (Not Elmo's) ::

:: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 ::

hi there Bigjoe...man look i can't be nice..i too accustomed being bad as ever ;)..
i write in this damn blog last night and low and behold you know the thing aint publish..stinking tiefing thing..i was so cruel that i start to cuss out loud..(Am I the only bad 1 that even curses on the net) /me hangs head in shame..
right..like i got shame..
Anyways my day was cool...did my work..enjoyed some jokes at work and nearly got fooled into taking a very frigging annoying man for his daughter this afternoon...this man is so parasitic that he needs an entire blog for himself..man boils my blood..good golly good grief. Anyways i had to drop a trick on his ass which was carried out by my assistant Ms Mayers..MMuuhahaha( msn plus any1?!)
So after work was gym time..first time i went to the gym in over a week..that may seem like a little bit but cawlen does it hurt like hell when u try to lift what u normally lift..the soreness felt good..almost like being beaten and sexed at the same time..(so i've heard) hahahaha.
Anyways i back on my quest for a supreme ripped body..who needs to be big when yuh could be boney like a bum and just showing every muscle...yyeeaa..that is the shit there
Well i out now..sleep calling and wuk 2morrow..
On 2morrow's episode of the Wild and Wassy..a poor st philip lad's tale of a johnny(yes the clown i mentioned above)

:: Bigjoe @ 8:26 PM :: | ::
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well i had a quiet weekend..just breeze and relax...no partying..no laughing all the blasted time like a clown bird..which i am by the way...ahem(not for u to call me by the way). I went and watched The Core sunday night which was pretty good considering that i didn't think that much of it at first..but it proved me wrong...i liked the science side of it ...plus the fact that i wanted to urinate ssssooo badly made me all excited for no reason..ppl mussy feel i was watching an action the way i was moving and wriggling bout in my seat...damn..and all i had was a small coke..
anyways men ride down oistins this evening ..my legs just getting back bigger..just now they going to rub(eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww anybody) got me walking wid my legs even wider apart now..being bow, big legged and a big *bbeeeepp* just don't help.lol
A young thing look at me this evening and ask me for bar in my bike..once upon a time i woulda give her a bar and try to put the bar in between her too ;)..sorry girls..i was a bad boy..but now i feel so nasty to know lil 14/15 year old girls looking at me and want to give me chat..at least it make me feel as tho somebody looking but god damn..i would feel better wid something that in she 40's b4 some lil thing that breasts still aint form a nipple yet..lol..poor things..by the time they reach 19 they woulda tough more bird than i tough my own..
anyways wuk 2morrow and later this morning as i should technically say and i will have only 4 days to deal wid that incredibly dumb, boring, naive and not to mention annoying as ass man called Mr Oswald Rollins...even the man name does get me cruel sometimes..thank heavens that i does tune out ppl or he would have been well cursed on the 2nd day or work..
I'll tell u later about my job and what it entails and give yuh some stories about mr "special" above..

:: Bigjoe @ 9:30 PM :: | ::
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well 2day i keeping it nice and short cause outside fairly hot and the wind blowing so soft that a hair on my ass wouldn't give a sigh of relief...
/me looks around..where on god's earth did that come from? my my
Anyways i just trying out some stuff cause i needed to fix up this blog some more but i always neglected it..i know i'm bad..u don't have to tell me so twice..anyways i'll shout u later and let u know how the weekend was ;)...oooo aaahhhhhhh...( i was just trying to create some suspense :$) lol
anyways lata amigos

:: Bigjoe @ 10:33 AM :: | ::
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